This just in!!!
You know... in case you really thought maybe some mistake was made, and Ricco really was telling the truth, and there was no way a fine upstanding cyclist such as himself would actually lie about doping, even if his teamate who hadn't tested positive (initially) hadn't admitted that he too had doped.
But I mean this news is barely news, when you have the Lord Jeebus making himself apparent in a bag of cheetos.
On a much more practical side... I really want this coffee table! But I mean, it hard to really buy it, considering that they dropped the actual radioactive elements from the display. I mean, you can't even pretend that it's complete when it doesn't have those elements. I wouldn't have minded even if they were tucked away inside little lead-lined boxes or something. Of course, you know some fool would have tried to take them apart in that case.